To finish our final episode of the three-part Top Gear UK Appreciation Series, I present to you one of my latest projects:
The (Baby) Stig!
If you missed the previous posts, check out Part 1 here and Part 2 here. Based on The Stig from the British television show, Top Gear UK, he is charged with driving ridiculous cars, and training celebrities how to drive a reasonably priced car around the Top Gear Racing Track. He is also known for his vast (and absurd) reputation. Similarly, the Baby Stig, has also acquired a bit of a rap in his months of life.
SOME SAY…
he’s a South Paw, |
but plays a right-handed guitar upside down. |
SOME SAY…
he read the entire Harry Potter series in utero, |
and now presents lectures at Harvard during the fall semesters. |
SOME SAY…
he invented Casual Fridays |
and enjoys a snack – from time to time – |
of the sole of his shoe. |
ALL WE KNOW IS: HE’S CALLED THE BABY STIG.
There may be other tales out there of The Baby Stig – feel free to share the ones you’ve heard in the comments below.
I hope you have enjoyed the Top Gear UK Appreciation Series. Happy Halloween!
~M (Baby Stig’s Mom)
P.S. Learn more details on how The Baby Stig’s uniform was created here.